Cynical Synapse

Sun, 15 Nov 2009

Obama’s New Suit Beginning to Show Through

Obama's new suit

When then Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) began running for president three freaking years ago, I was opposed to him as a candidate. My issue with him? I didn’t think he had enough experience. I still remember a line from a morning talk radio show: “Obama’s only foreign policy experience is his trips to International House of Pancakes.” Never mind that two full years of campaigning just wears you down. Perhaps that was the point.

Next up, Obama pulled his name from the Michigan primary because the state went against Democratic National Committee rules and made the primary earlier than others. I don’t take lightly when candidates diss my state and fellow Michiganians. If Obama had had any chance with me, he threw it in the trash then and there. It didn’t help I disagreed with his vote on the Wall Street bailout.

Barack Obama is now President. He’s been spending money like a whole shipful of drunken sailors. Only now he wants to cut back some because China’s nervous about him maxing out the national credit cards. And what do we have to show for all that spending? Not much except maybe fancy “Stimulus” signs along the highways. And he’s still pushing for a total healthcare overhaul. This is a complex issue whose real ramifications and costs are not clearly forseen despite Congressional Budget Office projections.

How’s the Commander-in-Chief doing with leadership? Not so well, if you ask me. Early on he recognized a need to refocus on Afghanistan in the Global War on Terror, er overseas contingency operations. Since then, he appointed a new commander on the ground, Gen. Stanely McChrystal, whom he asked for an assessment. In September, McChrystal said he needed 40,000 more troops in order to be successful. Obama’s reaction was like let me get back to you on that. Two months later still no decision. As I’ve said before, Afghanistan is where the 9-11 attacks were launched from and the same bad guys are still in the area. This is not time to dilly dally and look at your feet like a nervous school child.

Laura and George W. Bush

There are certainly plenty of conservative bloggers out there who miss no opportuntity to bash Obama’s policies, agenda, and record. For others, I think the novelty is beginning to wear off. Folks are beginning to see that new suit is actually nothing at all. Via Dewey from Detroit comes this from HillBuzz:

We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have never met former President George W. Bush or his wife Laura.

If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of “Dubya” nearly every day…parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where Bush is still, to this day, lampooned as a chimp, a bumbling idiot, and a poor, clumsy public speaker.

Oh, how we RAILED against Bush in 2000…and how we RAILED against the surge in support Bush received post-9/11 when he went to Ground Zero and stood there with his bullhorn in the ruins on that hideous day.

We were convinced that ANYONE who was president would have done what Bush did, and would have set that right tone of leadership in the wake of that disaster. President Gore, President Perot, President Nader, you name it. ANYONE, we assumed, would have filled that role perfectly.

Well, we told you before how much the current president, Dr. Utopia, made us realize just how wrong we were about Bush. We shudder to think what Dr. Utopia would have done post-9/11. He would have not gone there with a bullhorn and struck that right tone. More likely than not, he would have been his usual fey, apologetic self and waxed professorially about how evil America is and how justified Muslims are for attacking us, with a sidebar on how good the attacks were because they would humble us.

Honestly, we don’t think President Gore would have been much better that day. The world needed George W. Bush, his bullhorn, and his indominable spirit that day…and we will forever be grateful to this man for that.

As we will always be grateful for what George and Laura Bush did this week, with no media attention, when they very quietly went to Ft. Hood and met personally with the families of the victims of this terrorist attack.


The Bushes went and met privately with these families for HOURS, hugging them, holding them, comforting them.

If there are any of you out there with any connection at all to the Bushes, we implore you to give them our thanks…you tell them that a bunch of gay Hillary guys in Boystown, Chicago were wrong about the Bushes…and are deeply, deeply sorry for any jokes we told about them in the past, any bad thoughts we had about these good, good people.

You may be as surprised by this as we are ourselves, but from this day forward George W. and Laura Bush are now on the same list for us as the Clintons, Geraldine Ferraro, Stephanie Tubbs Jones, and the other political figures we keep in our hearts and never allow anyone to badmouth.

Criticize their policies academically and intelligently and discuss the Bush presidency in historical and political terms…but you mess with the Bushes personally and, from this day forward, you’ll answer to us.

We hope someday to be able to thank George W. and Laura in person for all they’ve done, and continue to do. They didn’t have to head to Ft. Hood. That was not their responsibility.

The Obamas should have done that.

But didn’t.


Thank goodness George W. is still on his watch, with wonderful Laura at his side.

We are blessed as a nation to have these two out there…just as we are blessed to have the Clintons on the job, traveling the world doing the good they do.

And we are blessed to have Dick Cheney, wherever he is, keeping tabs on all that’s going on and speaking out when the current administration does anything too reckless and dangerous.

Cheney’s someone else we villainized and maligned in the past who we were also wrong about. There has never been a Vice President, including Gore, Biden, or Mondale, who was more supportive of gay rights than “Darth Cheney”. There has never been a Vice President more spot-on right about the dangers facing this country from Islamic terrorism.

We live in strange, strange times indeed.

We are now officially committed fans of George W. and Laura Bush. We are fans of Dick Cheney. Our gratitude for them makes us newly protective of them, and the continued role they play in this country.

After the primary battle of 2008, we never thought we’d go back to Texas for anything, but sometime in 2010 we want to find some event in Dallas the Bushes will be at so at least one of us can go up to them, tell them we are deeply sorry for ever thinking ill of them, and thank them from the bottom of our hearts for their service to America.

We’re sure they will just stare at us and wonder why these gay Chicagoans are crying, but we don’t think we can get through a meeting with them without being emotional.

What they did at Ft. Hood for those families humbles us. Every day, the Bushes are most likely doing something just like it behind the scenes.

We hope if any of you encounter them you will let them know this is deeply appreciated beyond partisan lines.

We will never look at the Bushes, the Bush presidencies, or their legacies the same again…and someday when his presidential library is built, we will be so proud to visit there and tell anyone will listen about November 10th, 2009, the day we finally appreciated former President George W. Bush and his wife Laura.

Thank you for your service, Mr. President. We’re sorry we didn’t appreciate you while you were in office, but we thank Heaven we’ve wised up and can see the good you are out there doing, under the radar, today.

Emphasis is mine. So, how’s that for an eye-opening realization? Although I suspect Mr. Bush would be mortified knowing he’s on the same list as the Clintons, Geraldine Ferraro, and Stephanie Tubbs Jones, but we get the point.

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