Yesterday’s MythbustersTM explored alcohol myths. Two to three beers will definitely put you over the limit.
Beer goggles are plausible, based on sober, buzzed, and drunk assessments of random facial pictures. Now, this is obviously subjective, but researchers achieved similar results in scientific studies. Mythbusters also showed coffee and exercise did not have a positive impact on reducing blood alcohol level. That still doesn’t mean those can help you drive safely if you’re already over the limit.
So, the moral of the story is go ugly early. Save yourself time, money, and maybe a DUI charge.